FedEx Background ChecksYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: the maniac's in the MAILBOX!Stranger: FedEx?You: YUSStranger: Oh no...Stranger: Hate when that happensYou: They should do more background checks...Stranger: I agreeYou: I APPOINT YOU NEW LEADERStranger: The government , what can you doStranger: Me?Stranger: I don't know if I'm ready..You: YOU'RE READY, MY SONStranger: I'll do my best to make you proudYou: You better, and eat lots of poptarts while youre at it!Stranger: Good idea!Stranger: S'mores kindYou: WHAT FLAVOR?You: OH NEVERMINDStranger: HahahahaStranger: Oh noStranger: I've been hitStranger: I'm sorry Iv failed youStranger: Tell the people...Stranger: To eat more pop tartsStranger: *dies*Stranger has disconnected.
Cubicles- Frerard Fan FicI was calmly sitting at my kitchen table, drinking coffee and watching my brother, Mikey, cleaning up everything. Weirdo.“Y'know, Gerard, you could help me.” he rolled his eyes.“Yes, dear brother, I could. But the fact of the matter is I don't want to.” Just after I spoke, there was a harsh pounding on the door. “One second!” I called.Mikey muttered a thank you as I went to the attention of whoever was on the other side of the door. Upon opening the door, there were two FBI agents , one holding up his badge (though the other had on a bulletproof vest claiming who they were) and his partner had a paper ready I hand. “Can I help you, officers?”“Mr Gerard Way?” The badge one asked. I nodded slowly. “I am Officer Shaddix. This is my partner, Officer Sanders. We have a warrant to search your apartment.”I raised a puzzled eyebrow. “Alright. May I ask what the problem is?” I stepped aside, all